paniers

[Cyclist33]

some twat has left both paniers on his bike n there taking up the whole cycle space on the train. ive just worked out who it is. he thinks he's chris hoy.

 

[Theseus]

Are they on a track bike?

 

[dondare]

If he was Chris Hoy his legs would take up room for two passengers.

 

[wafflycat]

If he was Chris Hoy his legs would take up room for two passengers.

You are incorrect. If it was Chris Hoy, a single muscular thigh would take up the entire carriage!

 

[dondare]

Chris Hoy doesn't take the train, his bike is faster.

 

[Moodyman]

Can't be Chris Hoy, because if it was, he would not be a tw8t. He'd be a d1ck.

 

[oliglynn]

I hear Chris Hoy can eat 20 boxes of branflakes in one minute. A true hero.

 

[karan733]

I heard he big rings it up everest every other weekend

 

[battered]

That's nothing, I can eat half a Morrison's large pork pie with salad in a single sitting.

 

[oliglynn]

Some say Chris Hoy could eat 40 large Morrison's pork pies as an aperetif, 50 boxes of branflakes for mains, and wash it all down with 10 gallons of protein shake. Oof.

 

[automatic_jon]

Chris Hoy's thigh (although which one I don't know) has a greater circumference than my waist.

 

[Cyclist33]

SIR Chris Hoy is rubbish at respecting other train commuters though. Last week I caught him stealing cereals from someone else's paper carton.

 

[Coco]

And we all know what the Old Man of Hoy is modelled on?

 

[Bollo]

Chris Hoy goes and hides in the toilets when the ticket inspector comes down the carriage. F A C T!

(and he buys a kid's ticket to get through the barriers)

 

[Cyclist33]

and he smokes on the platform.