Paper accident

[col]

You know that feeling when your finger goes through the paper

 

[PBancroft]

I hope you made the best out of a bad situation.

I mean,

 

[ComedyPilot]

Papers? I don't read them myself - I'd sooner wipe my backside with one than have it in the house.

 

[col]

I had to rewrap the present

 

[TVC]

There should be rules against posting when you are drunk.

We didn't need to know about this Col.

 

[numbnuts]

.....and we don't need a photo

 

[PK99]

.....and we don't need a photo

... but he needs a new keyboard

 

[Milo]

Never happened when I used to use the guardian. Just avoid any glossy pages jobs a good un.

 

[col]

There should be rules against posting when you are drunk.

We didn't need to know about this Col.

I dont drink, and it was a joke

 

[Melonfish]

My first question is: why did you come and type on your keyboard directly after?
my second is: when are you burning your keyboard?

 

[Paulus]

Budget paper fails the finger test. Moral--Always buy good quality tissue.

 

[col]

It was Wrapping paper, while wrapping presents.

 

[TVC]

It was Wrapping paper, while wrapping presents.

You wrapped your presents whilst having a poo? you dirty, dirty boy.

 

[col]

You wrapped your presents whilst having a poo? you dirty, dirty boy.