Parental deception.

[stephec]

We told my step sons that Tofu was chicken but it tasted different because they were northern chickens )as opposed to the soppy southern chickens that they're accustomed to ).

So it didn't taste like chicken?

 

[Sara_H]

So it didn't taste like chicken?

No. Not a bit.

 

[HertzvanRental]

Sure

It`ll be Danish love pork or Irish love beef for mains...

No pork in cider!!!

 

[Tin Pot]

Never lie to your children.

In fact, never lie at all.

 

[Bollo]

Never lie to your children.

In fact, never lie at all.

Wise word Tin. As usual I may add.

 

[swee'pea99]

My daughter wouldn't eat any meat but chicken. She looked a bit doubtful about the pork, but when we told her it was just big chicken, she tucked in.

 

[summerdays]

Never lie to your children.

In fact, never lie at all.

What about Father Christmas and the tooth fairy?

 

[classic33]

What about Father Christmas and the tooth fairy?

The Easter Bunny

 

[vickster]

French love batons organic vegetarian sex toys... paging @Fnaar .

 

[Fnaar]

Miss Goodbody's Spanish Love Apples can really get the juices flowing

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Apparently I used to hate Blancmange but I'd happily wolf down Chinese Jelly.

 

[Piemaster]

In fact, never lie at all.

I don't believe you.

 

[Profpointy]

Never lie to your children.

In fact, never lie at all.

wot, never?...

 

[Accy cyclist]

Every time we went to Blackpool my dad would pretend his foot was stuck in the tram tracks as a tram was fast approaching.

 

[jhawk]

When the ice cream van is playing a tune it means they have run out of ice cream ...

Shaun

My old man did that too. He got me really good, and saved a few quid!

I remind him that I get to decide what home he goes into.