Parks police on Tooting Bec common

[Archie_tect]

Should have sped past and shouted, 'catch me if you can'......

....[ayup]...chase me, chase me!

 

[Archie_tect]

The Parks Police do this every few months or so - they also come down hard on people having BBQs on the Common!

...a euphemism for burning Fiestas out?

 

[Archie_tect]

.... are there no loopholes in the byelaws permitting unfettered common access?

 

[Origamist]

...a euphemism for burning Fiestas out?

The Parks Police do this every few months or so - they also come down hard on people having BBQs on the Common!

A different kind of euphemism: (hot) dogging, spit roasting etc. Tooting Bec Common is the height of lubricity at night...

 

[Origamist]

That's because your confirmation bias was operating at the time.

Hey, that's my pet theory/expression - get your own!

 

[Absinthe Minded]

A different kind of euphemism: (hot) dogging, spit roasting etc. Tooting Bec Common is the height of lubricity at night...

Nice one, I'm having that.

 

[Origamist]

If I thought it was sig line material, I'd have phrased it better!

 

[Origamist]

nah even sillier than that, I cut under the railway bridge so get on the common at Drewstead Road, and off again at Sternhold Avenue, where the Police where stood.

it's such a good cut through from Streatham to Clapham, it should just be cycle approved,

Do you know who I should email at Wandsworth about it and I'll CC you in?

Apologies, I know where you mean now. That will be Lambeth Borough - try Lambeth Cyclists for advice.

Dellzeqq (of this parish) should be able to give you some pointers too - he's a few hundered meters away from there...

 

[jonny jeez]

he's a few hundered meters away from there...

 

[Origamist]

Typoos galloore!

 

[BentMikey]

Tommy two thumbs up?

 

[jonny jeez]

Typoos galloore!

I was chuckling at your competition to get closer to the common than each other…. Pretty soon one of you is going to find someone who actually lives *ON* the common and then we shall all have to bow to their knowledge!

 

[Origamist]

I was chuckling at your competition to get closer to the common than each other…. Pretty soon one of you is going to find someone who actually lives *ON* the common and then we shall all have to bow to their knowledge!

Oh, I win that - on a clear day, with the right trajectory and a prevailng wind I can hit TB Common with a gob-full of spit.

Dell is an ex CTC councillor and campaigned for cyclists to have access to the Common. I think he partially regrets it now...

 

[Twenty Inch]

Oh, I win that - on a clear day, with the right trajectory and a prevailng wind I can hit TB Common with a gob-full of spit.

An action which could be interpreted in different ways on said common, depending on whether it were day or night.

 

[Absinthe Minded]

If I thought it was sig line material, I'd have phrased it better!

I love it just the way it is!