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Just back from a wee fishing trip down the River Kelvin
Caught,
2 sea trout 8lb and 10lb
1 salmon 45lb
1 Brown trout 3lb
1 Premiership footballer 160lb
I wouldn't eat any of them. I hope you weighed them, then threw them back.
 
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For the purposes of this thread I'm changing ASJT to A Scottish Joke Trampled.

I canny believe someone on this thread said they would not eat a premiership footballer and someone else gave the post a like.
 

twentysix by twentyfive

Clinging on tightly
Location
Over the Hill
someone else gave the post a like.
Because he/she wanted to eat said footballer, presumably :laugh:
 
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Watch Trainspotting with the subtitles on or something, it'll help.

Maybe.

Tbf I sometimes don't understand some of it myself,
Could you translate this one?
Bonk Masheen
 
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