Pearls of Wisdom you live by?

[ChrisKH]

"Money won't make you happy, but it will bloody help" (mother-in-law)

 

[Wigsie]

Never put anything smaller than your elbow into your ear.

I like this one and will use this for my kids!

 

[TheDoctor]

Right, I've managed to get my elbow in my ear, but I think I've dislocated my shoulder again...

*shrieks and has difficultx typenggg*

 

[Wigsie]

Right, I've managed to get my elbow in my ear, but I think I've dislocated my shoulder again...

*shrieks and has difficultx typenggg*

But I bet you have not damaged your hearing?

 

[Chromatic]

"Nothing matters very much and most things don't matter at all"

 

[very-near]

This life is not a rehersal for another one.

 

[Chonker]

eggs is eggs

 

[swee'pea99]

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chances are, it's a duck.

 

[phaedrus]

This, too, will pass.

 

[simon_adams_uk]

#1 There is no such thing as a 'free lunch'...
#2 Choose your Clients wisely...

 

[Kovu]

Love that.

 

[accountantpete]

Stay clear of fast women and slow horses.

 

[beancounter]

EAFP - Easier to Ask Forgiveness than Permission.

bc

 

[Dayvo]

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

 

[tyred]

The man that never made a mistake never made anything.