People are so strange

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Fonze

Totally obsessive , cool by nature
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Bradwell
was reading this morning a jogger has been taking a poop outside someone's house once a week for two months ! ^_^
Basically goes on her run , then poops , was caught by the kids and apologised and now does it on a regular basis
Oh my , we are a strange bunch at times ..
 

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
was reading this morning a jogger has been taking a Outside someone's house once a week for two months ! ^_^
Basically goes on her run , , was caught by the kids and apologised and now does it on a regular basis
Oh my , we are a strange bunch at times ..
Yes, people are strange, aren't they?:whistle:
 

vickster

Squire
was reading this morning a jogger has been taking a Outside someone's house once a week for two months ! ^_^
Basically goes on her run , , was caught by the kids and apologised and now does it on a regular basis
Oh my , we are a strange bunch at times ..
Doing what??!
 
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Fonze

Fonze

Totally obsessive , cool by nature
Location
Bradwell
Sorry I added little poop emoji but didn't work , edited now ..
Wow that was quick ..
 
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Fonze

Fonze

Totally obsessive , cool by nature
Location
Bradwell
She's been dubbed ' the mad pooper ' by police , who go on to say there are public toilets close to wear she lays her ware ..
When I was watching this years T de F I wondered about 5 hours in the saddle and needing to go ..
I usually last an hour before I borrow someone's field so I can sprinkle ..
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
I was walking home from the pub late one night when I felt a desperate need for a poo. There was nowhere suitable so I went behind someone's garden hedge, nipped one off then carried on home. Got home, watched some TV and felt terribly guilty so so went back down with a shovel intending to remove the mess. When I reached the house I searched around but couldn't find the offending pile so rather than tread in it I decided to get up early the next day and go back in daylight to remove it.

Got to the house early the next morning and there was the owner, standing in his garden looking baffled and a bit annoyed. When I asked him casually what was the problem, he replied: "You won't believe this, but last night somebody came in here and had a crap on my tortoise!"
 
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