Garry A
Calibrating.....
- Location
- Grangemouth
Sweetcorn.....the horror! THE HORROR!I went for a poo tonight, I've not talked about it. I'm humble and unassuming. I'll take it to the grave.
Sweetcorn.....the horror! THE HORROR!I went for a poo tonight, I've not talked about it. I'm humble and unassuming. I'll take it to the grave.
Yeah, and that is in spite of ticking the box promising always to be truthful.
Didn't he get prosecuted for that? There's some obscure offence of wearing medals in public that aren't yours or summat?
Sweetcorn.....the horror! THE HORROR!
Won't it be a bit dry and crumbly, if there's anything left of it, to go in the box with you?I went for a poo tonight, I've not talked about it. I'm humble and unassuming. I'll take it to the grave.

Lewis survived 10 Para for a number of years, and really did pass selection for 23. The story I relate above is apparently true. Despite passing they wouldn't take him because he was too well.known.
My dad played with bigger bombs than your dad!
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(Those of you who have met me may notice how much I look like him. That's where the resemblance ends though ... Show me a big bomb, and I'll show you a clean pair of heels!)

I meet a fair amount of ex-military, never heard one of them brag.
Whilst I respect the military for what they do, I can't imagine why anyone would sign up to be, ultimately, cannon fodder. It also really bothers me that military recruitment does all it can to avoid the primary issue at hand - that you are signing your life into their hands for the greater good.
I went for a poo tonight, I've not talked about it. I'm humble and unassuming. I'll take it to the grave.
Won't it be a bit dry and crumbly, if there's anything left of it, to go in the box with you?
Have to say I've always had a wry (and predictably cynical) take on the fact that so many recruitment films centre on soldiers running around helping people. The 'primary issue', it's always seemed to me, is that you're signing up to a job where your job is, when push comes to shove, to kill people.Whilst I respect the military for what they do, I can't imagine why anyone would sign up to be, ultimately, cannon fodder. It also really bothers me that military recruitment does all it can to avoid the primary issue at hand - that you are signing your life into their hands for the greater good.