People who have cameras......

[cheadle hulme]

My camera was a present and TBH I prefer to use it to show my speed and superior cycing skills! You do know trhat you don't have to read or watch any of the threads about videos. I'm a youtube addict so having my own channel is great fun.

Your videos are great fun to watch and the sort of stuff I would do if I

a) Could be arsed
Was much much quicker

Watching that Magna blokes videos always makes me think my PC has gone on a go slow.

 

[magnatom]

I said laugh not fantasise

I'm sure I heard a gauntlet hit the ground! I look forward to the contest, although I am being generous calling it a contest!

 

[Crackle]

All this may be true. Please let me have your commute details and I shall drive at you in a 4 x 4,knock you off, stop in front of you, jump out and then viciously assault you. You'll start speaking in a regional dialect then, I guarantee it.

Sadly I haven't been in a position to commute to work for about 7 years now Everytime I try to manouevre myself into a job where I can, I don't get it.

I'll just have to PM you my address so you can come around and wait outside my house to run me over.

PS how do you know I don't have a squeaky regional accent?

 

[MacB]

I'm sure I heard a gauntlet hit the ground! I look forward to the contest, although I am being generous calling it a contest!

wow, Judo hardmen, please make sure you take the camera, I'd love to watch this one My money's still on the nutter getting out of the car, with a tyre iron, and making someone regret choosing to wear a camera Best defense may be some spare socks, if you've got the crease sharp enough you could disable him

 

[magnatom]

wow, Judo hardmen, please make sure you take the camera, I'd love to watch this one My money's still on the nutter getting out of the car, with a tyre iron, and making someone regret choosing to wear a camera Best defense may be some spare socks, if you've got the crease sharp enough you could disable him

If there is one thing that you learn at judo is that a fight is always best avoided if possible. I can honestly say that outside judo I have only ever been involved in one fight. That was when I was 12 and a friend put chewing gum in my hair.

I am glad to report that I won the fight!

 

[4F]

wow, Judo hardmen, please make sure you take the camera, I'd love to watch this one My money's still on the nutter getting out of the car, with a tyre iron, and making someone regret choosing to wear a camera Best defense may be some spare socks, if you've got the crease sharp enough you could disable him

I think this sums it up


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYvRiSGV8c


i dont want to see any Jackie Chan bollocks I wanna see
some wind milling

 

[ChrisKH]

PS how do you know I don't have a squeaky regional accent?

The Wirral; isn't that almost Liverpool?

Yes, I can see it now, light blue tracksuit, Liverpool home shirt, curly hair, moustache and lots of "y'talkingtome? Theydothoughdon'ttheythough?"


Not that I would stereotype anyone. Much.

 

[Landslide]

The Wirral; isn't that almost Liverpool?

Not anymore. They're all aspirational over there, to the extent that they changed their postcodes from L (for the 'Pool) to CH (Chester)!

...lots of "y'talkingtome? Theydothoughdon'ttheythough?" ...

"Yer wha??? Daydoododondaydo?"

 

[J4CKO]

They serve a purpose, might make motorists behave but I think they perhaps cause more agro than they solve on here, 20 page threads about minor "incidents" causing vitriol perhaps ?

I personally couldnt be arsed, I have enough things to carry, charge and fiddle with, a bloody camera would drive me mental.

 

[thomas]

Hobbies include, model making, needlework, knitting, Judo and making videos.

Guilty as charged...making a model railway with my Grandad - even posted a video of it on youtube


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiDoKxtTSco&feature=channel_page

 

[Crackle]

They serve a porpoise, might make dolphins behave but I think they perhaps cause more fish stealing than they stop, 20 page threads about minor "dolphin infringments" causing perhaps excessive shoaling ?

I personally couldnt be finned, I have enough things to swim with, a bloody camera would drive me mental.

Way too serious. I had to change that.

 

[HLaB]

I got a camera for my Christmas but when it comes to Crackles stereotypes, the only thing I match is I match is the regional accent and I certainly wouldn't describe it as squeaky but its definitely not clipped English

 

[hackbike 666]

If there is one thing that you learn at judo is that a fight is always best avoided if possible. I can honestly say that outside judo I have only ever been involved in one fight. That was when I was 12 and a friend put chewing gum in my hair.

It's like that grasshopper stuff and the bloke with the ping pong eyes in the 70's.Sort of that Carradine bloke used to go into flashbacks when someone used to pick on him (before he whopped them one) and there was the building with all the candles.

DO you do all that stuff mags?

Classic prog that was.

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

People who have cameras are the kind of people who iron their socks, tuck their T-shirts in and line their books up on shelves in alhabetical order.

They mostly posess regional accents, slightly squeaky regional accents except for the women who have deeper voices than you would expect. People with clipped English accents do not need cameras, authority is with them wherever they go.

In appearance they are paler than normal, thin with short hair. As teenagers acne was a continuous problem.

They do not do discussion, merely rebuttal, denial, exasperation and a strong line in injustice.

Jobwise they are likely to be specailists in something detailed and technical requiring attention to detail.

Hobbies include, model making, needlework, knitting, Judo and making videos.

It is best not to engage these people in normal conversation.



Sorry: All this camera stuff is getting a bit serious lately. Feel free to have a bash at steretyping me

well that's me down to a t!

 

[J4CKO]

Way too serious. I had to change that.

Thank You, that is much better.


Now seek therapy