People will steal anything... vets' drugs.

[Archie_tect]

http://www.morpethherald.co.uk/news/local-news/dangers-of-stolen-vet-drugs-1-6258141

The culprits will be easily identified.... they'll win by four lengths in the 2:30 at Kempton Park.

 

[Archie_tect]

....he'd be put down very quickly... too heavy.

 

[Leodis]

My money is on the druggie vet on Emmerdale.