Perfume

[Fnaar]

Just been sent on an errand to buy perfume for a friend's birthday ... a bit like asking Mrs F to go and get some brake blocks... so glad I was given a specific one to go and get! But Jeez, ladies, you're being ripped off (or rather whoever buys it is being ripped off)...

Anyway, what does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles

 

[scots_lass]

What's money when it makes you feel better (and smell nice)?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I like the smell of this one......

 

[scots_lass]

Cheapskate!

 

[Jane Smart]

Depends on her age I suppose. I wear coco chanel Madameoiselle, but it is an individual/personal taste thing ~ good luck, no matter what you get her she will love it

 

[Jane Smart]

I like the smell of this one......

It cleans, as it smells as it buggers up your skin

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cheapskate!

Some of that stuff's £3.99 a tub!

 

[scots_lass]

Is it still green?

 

[ComedyPilot]

what does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles

Depends on her age I suppose.

I would also assume women of a mature age will have lost that bit of 'flexibility'

 

[Speicher]

Look you started this

are you trying to say that men of a certain age do not lose their flexibility?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Look you started this

are you trying to say that men of a certain age do not lose their flexibility?

I can't vouch for them, but I have lost none of mine...?

 

[Haitch]

are you trying to say that men of a certain age do not lose their flexibility?

Some of a certain age might become more flexible.

 

[Speicher]

Too much flexibility might not be such a good thing.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Too much flexibility might not be such a good thing.

A bit like playing snooker with a cue made out of rope?



(I love the whistle smiley)

 

[karen.488walker]

Hoped this was a thread about the book, Perfume. Anyone read it. Fantastic, but no bike in it.