Periscope

[threebikesmcginty]

It did at least have a purpose. It was supposed to enable us to see if the seafront tennis courts were free without moving from a drinking position.

I expect you were too pissed to play by the time it was free, mind you, you were probably too pissed before hand.

 

[theclaud]

I thought the deal was that, if the court was empty you just used it and, if busy you paid so you could throw the freeloaders off.

We were the freeloaders.

 

[theclaud]

I expect you were too pissed to play by the time it was free, mind you, you were probably too pissed before hand.

Oi, McGinty. I didn't come here to be insulted. I have P&Lite for that.

 

[Wobblers]

IIRC there is a negative correlation between the quantity of beer drunk and the build quality of the periscope.

Sorry, what?

I'm intrigued: how did you find that out? Did you do a number of experiments, from TC mildly inebriated to TC entirely sh!tfaced? Was there someone there taking notes? And what was the "TC sh!tfaced" periscope like - do you have photos?

Oi, McGinty. I didn't come here to be insulted. I have P&Lite for that.

But surely a factual observation can't be an insult?

 

[BrumJim]

IIRC there is a negative correlation between the quantity of beer drunk and the build quality of the periscope.

Are periscopes like beer goggles?

 

[Paulus]

Are periscopes like beer goggles?

Only in reverse, makes things seem worse looking than they really are.

 

[Fnaar]

There is an overlap between periscope making and beer drinking?

I often seem to be wearing "beer goggles"

 

[theclaud]

I'm intrigued: how did you find that out? Did you do a number of experiments, from TC mildly inebriated to TC entirely sh!tfaced? Was there someone there taking notes? And what was the "TC sh!tfaced" periscope like - do you have photos?

Bloody scientists. Call it a hypothesis that neither I, nor anyone else, can be arsed to test.

 

[Beebo]

Fire the nuclear weapons!

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