Pesky Kids

[Steve H]

Had a real scare this morning.

I was sat minding my own business. I looked down and my toes were bright red!

Turns out my eldest daughter put bright red nail varnish on my toe nails last night when I fell asleep on the sofa watching telly!

 

[TVC]

Yep, we believe that story.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Had a real scare this morning.

I was sat minding my own business. I looked down and my toes were bright red!

Turns out my eldest daughter put bright red nail varnish on my toe nails last night when I fell asleep on the sofa watching telly!

 

[classic33]

Had a real scare this morning.

I was sat minding my own business. I looked down and my toes were bright red!

Turns out my eldest daughter put bright red nail varnish on my toe nails last night when I fell asleep on the sofa watching telly!

Did she get a bravery award or was it a case of loser pays the price?

 

[MartinQ]

Had a real scare this morning.

I was sat minding my own business. I looked down and my toes were bright red!

Turns out my eldest daughter put bright red nail varnish on my toe nails last night when I fell asleep on the sofa watching telly!

In the summer my daughter painted my finger and toe nails all different, sparkly colours and I then had (unexpectedly) to go to hospital the following day. Quite a few comments from the nurses.

 

[steve52]

mmm hears the creak of the closet door hinges lol

 

[coffeejo]

<pedant mode>

Cross dressing isn't about sexuality.

</pedant mode>

 

[MartinQ]

mmm hears the creak of the closet door hinges lol

Always been told you should use lubricant

 

[Andy_R]

I've been on a Father Ted binge lately, so this thread reminded me of this:

Mrs Dineen: “Well you know what happened to Mr Sweeney, Some young fella’s broke into his house and started messing with him, and they put a bra on him!”.
Mrs Doyle: ” Oh god, poor Mr Sweeney, sure he wouldn’t like that at all. I heard there were over 200 cases of forced transvestism involving Mr Sweeney last year!”

 

[Profpointy]

Had a real scare this morning.

I was sat minding my own business. I looked down and my toes were bright red!

Turns out my eldest daughter put bright red nail varnish on my toe nails last night when I fell asleep on the sofa watching telly!

....after an evening of "fine dining" is the term I favour

 

[colly]

Yep, we believe that story.

He spun the story on Mrs Steve. I reckon she didn't buy it either. Posting on here is a last gasp 'convincing effort'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Judging by his avatar, I'd say Steve H has been doing things like that for years - Nice head scarf!!

 

[Steve H]

Still can't get it off! Glad it's winter and I can stay covered up

 

[midliferider]

Still can't get it off! Glad it's winter and I can stay covered up

Worried about revealing yourself?

 

[The Jogger]

Had a real scare this morning.

I was sat minding my own business. I looked down and my toes were bright red!

Turns out my eldest daughter put bright red nail varnish on my toe nails last night when I fell asleep on the sofa watching telly!

You thought it was the weekend , didn't you?