Headgardener said:
The only problem Arch with having a baby elephant is that it soon becomes nearly five tons of adult elephant and where would you put one of those in your little flat.
Well, that is a problem. I do have a quarter share in a lock up, but it wouldn't be fair to keep a heffalump there.
Or, it could live on the nature reserve where I work! Yes, that's it, and it could help lifting the recycling boxes into the skips. And there's a baker's shop down the road that sells off day old stuff cheap, so no shortage of buns...
I did hear a story once of a cow that got into a cottage in Orkney. Cows can get up stairs apparently. But not down. It was found in a bedroom.