Ping: Dayvo

[Speicher]

Do you need some advice about lawndry?
The following might be helpful:

Examine your socks with an eagle eye in case there is a hole in one.

Do try a pre-wash to get the tee stains out, they can be a buggy to remove.

Remember to put the washing machine on a fast spin cycle.

Then of-course you need to do the putting away.

And finally the ironing.

Perhaps you will be good at it!

 

[Dayvo]

I wood be good, but I spend too much time in my bunker hacking away in pursuit of birdies and eagles. *Hawking throat sound* ALBATROSS!

Pars are about the best I can hope for, although there are too money bogies for my liking.

I have a chip on my shoulder, but I try and pitch in when I can.

If anyone wants me to play around, let me know, and I'll see you at tee time!

I'll get my coat!

Unfortunately Speicher has dragged me down to her level!

 

[yenrod]

David,

Do you need to;

'Spill the beans' to us all here..

Lee.

 

[Dayvo]

David,

Do you need to;

'Spill the beans' to us all here..

Lee.

About what?

 

[Speicher]

I think he means you ought to come clean on what you mean. Notice that Lee is not asking me to do that.

 

[Speicher]

I wood be good, but I spend too much time in my bunker hacking away in pursuit of birdies and eagles. *Hawking throat sound* ALBATROSS!

Pars are about the best I can hope for, although there are too money bogies for my liking.

I have a chip on my shoulder, but I try and pitch in when I can.

If anyone wants me to play around, let me know, and I'll see you at tee time!

I'll get my coat!

Unfortunately Speicher has dragged me down to her level! not been able to lift me up to her level.

fixed for you Dayvo

 

[Dayvo]

I think he means you ought to come clean on what you mean. Notice that Lee is not too familiar with golfing parlance or witticisms of the highest calibre that you posses in bundles, Dayvo!

Corrected for you, Speich!

TAXI!

 

[rich p]

Posses, Dayvo? Where are the Apache?

p.s. I think Speich is grooming you - be careful!

 

[Dayvo]

p.s. I think Speich is grooming you - be careful!

Don't worry, Rich, I'm ungroomable!

 

[Speicher]

Do be careful practising your swing using those wooden balls that you can use instead of soap -

Pow 'der goes another one!

 

[Speicher]

Don't worry, Rich, I'm ungroomable!

With that hairstyle, yes we know.

 

[Dayvo]

With that hairstyle, yes we know.

What d'ya mean? It's three days long now!