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Pat "5mph"

A kilogrammicaly challenged woman
Moderator
Location
Glasgow
Gentlemen, please, don't burst a gut if a wee middle aged lady passes you up a hill, you are going to overtake her promptly at the first bit of flat anyway.

No need to excuse yourself while overtaking me saying stuff like "sorry about this, it's just the hills I can't do" or even "hiya! ... mumble mumble gonna catch you"

Uphill, on the flat, downhill, I go the same speed, 5mph.
You could make the hill too, if you had spent the past winter commuting on ice spikers instead of taking the car. :biggrin:
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Oh heck. Some duffer of an SCR idiot then, or a mamil on a Piña..... Whoops.
 

jarlrmai

Veteran
This is hilarious and awesome, reminds me of the time I saw some elderly cyclists up ahead of me and thought "I need to be careful when I go around them", only to realise that I wasn't catching them up as fast as I thought, put a bit of a spurt on (pride etc) and realised they were on electric assist bikes.

Don't think I could stay upright at 5mph though :smile:
 
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Deleted member 1258

Guest
the good weather is approaching, the fair weather cyclists are starting to emerge from their winter hibernation, they are already starting to **** me off, every time I pass one I seem to find either they have speeded up and are sucking my wheel a hundred yards down the road or they bust a gut to sprint past but then blow up and are travelling even more slowly when I pass them again.
 

jarlrmai

Veteran
I still see the same amount of fellow commuters travelling my way, zero.

I'd love a commute buddy (rival?)
 

summerdays

Cycling in the sun
Location
Bristol
I get annoyed that some people last week sat on my back wheel for a while (into a stiff cold east wind) and then would overtake and disappear into the distance very promptly indicating that we weren't really on a par - so why sit behind for half a mile! (This is on the flat - on a hill I'm just too slow to bother sitting behind).

(Don't talk about the end of the ice season - the weather lady mentioned potential snow when talking about next week's weather - just when I was thinking about taking the spikes off the spare bike).
 
I get annoyed that some people last week sat on my back wheel for a while (into a stiff cold east wind) and then would overtake and disappear into the distance very promptly indicating that we weren't really on a par - so why sit behind for half a mile! (This is on the flat - on a hill I'm just too slow to bother sitting behind).

(Don't talk about the end of the ice season - the weather lady mentioned potential snow when talking about next week's weather - just when I was thinking about taking the spikes off the spare bike).

I coasted up to the back of another roadie last night, stuck behind him for 300m ish, whilst I was going faster I was wondering if he'd be able to provide me a little rest at above 20mph so I could get my commute average up, sadly he was doing 15mph so I peeled off and took the short way (and a 19mph average commute).
 

GrasB

Veteran
Location
Nr Cambridge
Gentlemen, please, don't burst a gut if a wee middle aged lady passes you up a hill, you are going to overtake her promptly at the first bit of flat anyway.

No need to excuse yourself while overtaking me saying stuff like "sorry about this, it's just the hills I can't do" or even "hiya! ... mumble mumble gonna catch you"

Uphill, on the flat, downhill, I go the same speed, 5mph.
You could make the hill too, if you had spent the past winter commuting on ice spikers instead of taking the car. :biggrin:
As a friend said to me one comment to them simply riding up Castle hill was was "it's not that you go that fast on the flat, it's that you don't slow down on the climbs*"

*Cambridge climbs so actually not that steep or long, thus you can simply power up them at 20mph if you have a modicum of aerobic power endurance.
 
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