Plywood Christmas Decorations

[Aperitif]

Has anyone noticed the plethora of plywood artifacts adorning the shelves of their local decoratery?
I think that these plywood merchants are knocking out cheap and nasty stuff on a scale unknown in modern times.

Combine them for the ideal winter scene...this arrangement is called 'threetreesmcginty'...a juxtaposition of the simple with er colourful character...

Plywood at Christmas: any point?



Happy Christmas. There, I said it.

 

[Speicher]

My friend Tim Berman makes trees like that. Teresa was green with envy, but my friend Jack did not want to be lumbered with them.

 

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The third feller would be Treebikesmcginty.

 

[Speicher]

Why only two men, Wol, I thought there were three fellers.

Of course, Teresa could be a tree feller.

 

[Archie_tect]

I've just tree words to say to yew lot... yer all sappy.

 

[dellzeqq]

I've just tree words to say to yew lot... yer all sappy.

if not barking........

 

[Archie_tect]

I went to school with Teresa Green until I was 10...
then 30 years later worked with a nice lad called Brian Wood who married a Teresa...
Edit: No really, I did!]

 

[Archie_tect]

Birch yew wood knot.

 

[Archie_tect]

The one who married that nice Italian lad, Lorrilo da Fensin?

 

[snorri]

....who never quite achieved the fame of her brother Ben.

 

[Andy_R]

Of course, Teresa could be a tree feller.

well Teresa jolly good feller, don't you know?

 

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If yule log on later, there might be a splinter thread.

 

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Will you call it the Teak? thread?

Yes, with Coffee and Walnut cake.

 

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Mort studied physics and is a fan of Max Plank.

That is a saw point, as his name is spelt Planck!

 

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Are yew as thick as two short planks?