Political Correctness: Jediism & the Chav

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buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
Cunobelin said:
Got him:



Get him into court an ask for details of his tutor / master, ask him to provide the light saber he has built and then show that his dishonesty, and lackof integrity has shown him unsuitable to be a Jedi Knight.


fookin brilliant! you should work for the CPS mate.
 

redjedi

Über Member
Location
Brentford
Cunobelin said:
Got him:



Get him into court an ask for details of his tutor / master, ask him to provide the light saber he has built and then show that his dishonesty, and lackof integrity has shown him unsuitable to be a Jedi Knight.

Or just tell him that Jedi Knights aren't required to wear hood all the time, and show him photographic evidence

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or

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And if he was a real Jedi Knight he could have just used his Jedi mind tricks to persuade the staff to let him stay with his hood up.

He's an imposter :smile:
 

jimboalee

New Member
Location
Solihull
redjedi said:
Or just tell him that Jedi Knights aren't required to wear hood all the time, and show him photographic evidence

280827-obi_wan_kenobi_large.jpg


or

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And if he was a real Jedi Knight he could have just used his Jedi mind tricks to persuade the staff to let him stay with his hood up.

He's an imposter :sad:

Or melt Wendy Flewers' brain; and then whip out his light sabre ( Meson Refractor in my language ) and chop the service counter into little pieces.

Defo an imposter.
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
He not the only Knight ,there was a real Beverly Knight on that letter heading .

Anyway I AM REALLY GLAD my income tax off my pension is being given to this numpty and his also unemployed girlpal and her three kids .

Get a life get a job .It's a Fffff iiiii lllll mmmm.

It's not real .
 
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