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bonj2

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While POBs (pedestrian on bike) are still common-ish, I have seen an alarming rise in the number of POORBs: Pedestrian On Old Road Bike.
Their difference from POBs is that:
* they are less likely to be young chavs, but are more likely to be old gits with beards in a tracksuit or cords, drug dealers, mad professors, pimps, politicians, washed up has-been 60s rock stars, crims - anybody really, but are always not only in non-cycling gear but very scruffy clothes
* They are riding a VERY old road bike with those weird old-skool 'safety' brake levers that extend to be reached from the tops, and are riding on the pavement. Handlebars are usually also clad in that white plastic stuff instead of bar tape.
 

Noodley

Guest
You are a very observant person bonj.

Any reason for telling us this?
 

Noodley

Guest
Dave5N said:
Take it you're not overly familiar with the area, Mr Noodley...


I feel I should be. Sounds like a nice place where people cycle on pavements on old road bikes.
 
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bonj said:
While POBs (pedestrian on bike) are still common-ish, I have seen an alarming rise in the number of POORBs: Pedestrian On Old Road Bike.
Their difference from POBs is that:
* they are less likely to be young chavs, but are more likely to be old gits with beards in a tracksuit or cords, drug dealers, mad professors, pimps, politicians, washed up has-been 60s rock stars, crims - anybody really, but are always not only in non-cycling gear but very scruffy clothes
* They are riding a VERY old road bike with those weird old-skool 'safety' brake levers that extend to be reached from the tops, and are riding on the pavement. Handlebars are usually also clad in that white plastic stuff instead of bar tape.

and then there is me, jeans, hoodie, old orange carlton
except i'm racing busses and taxies on the road and over taking people in lycra on carbon framed bikes :biggrin:
 
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