Armegatron
Guru
XmisterIS said:I tend to snot into my glove or hand and wipe it on my arse.
At least its not the other way round...
Popped my "rocket" cherry
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At least its not the other way round...
Davidc
Legendary Member
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Considering the age range on this forum I'm just waiting for the first 90 something to post about which bodily fluid they couldn't hold on to until they got home.
Browser
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Y'know, this is why I joined this forum, for the incisive and intellectual threads I knew I'd find 
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jonny jeez
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Browser said:Y'know, this is why I joined this forum, for the incisive and intellectual threads I knew I'd find
My work here is done!
chap
Guru
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heliphil said:
Handkerchief?
ttcycle
Cycling Excusiast
Welcome Jonny to the snot club - I hope you never ride with congested nostrils again. There is no going back to mucosa.
Though mind you, the glove wipe is a useful strategy as well- nowhere near as fun.
What would your mum say? Taps on the door, 'Hello is Jonny in? We want to go for a bike ride, can he come out?'. 'No he's picked up some awful habits from you CC Riff Raff (Capitalised for importance factor) and he is grounded and we've sold Chitty on to teach him to be the good boy we raised him as'.
Though mind you, the glove wipe is a useful strategy as well- nowhere near as fun.
What would your mum say? Taps on the door, 'Hello is Jonny in? We want to go for a bike ride, can he come out?'. 'No he's picked up some awful habits from you CC Riff Raff (Capitalised for importance factor) and he is grounded and we've sold Chitty on to teach him to be the good boy we raised him as'.