Posting Rates - what is going on?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Andy in Sig, 12 Mar 2008.

  1. Andy in Sig

    Andy in Sig Vice President in Exile

    I've just had a look at the total posts made and Bonj is out in front with Arch ("I'm really busy writing up my PhD") in second place. Perhaps we could get them to breed and produce a new race of super posters?

    Keith Oates, unbelievably, is a very disappointing 7th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Exterminate Christmas! Moderator

    Oh great idea. We'd get a poster who just put up the most ill informed rubbish about baby elephants. 28 times a day. It would be like George Bernard Shaws response to the offer of progeny from a model.
    'Yes, dear, but supposing it had your brains and my looks?'

    *tries to think of a bad feature of Arch to pick on*
  3. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    as opposed to your continual wafflycat and arch chat-up attempts in the tea thread? :rolleyes:

  4. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    bonj + arch = offspring would require rohypnol, abduction and the ability of the porcine to fly, to come to fruition.
  5. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    and just where is arch going to find roofies? ;)
  6. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush


    Do you think Arch could lay her hands on some rohypnol then?
  7. I thought Rohypnol was a hub gear...
  8. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Arch doesn't need it, she's all woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Arch + Bonj, she's gonna just love you for that suggestion!!
    As for the Doctor, I think of it as he's practicing his bedside manner.
    nudge, nudge, wink, wink, etc.
  10. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK
    Hang on, I'll reply when I've picked my self up off the floor and stopped laughing....

    *wipes tears from eyes*

    Me? And Bonj? I think there would probably be a lot of 40 foot bargepole wielding going on there. On both sides...

    Meanwhile, I'm wondering if I could just copy and paste all my posts and hand it in as my PhD. That would certainly make for an interesting viva...
  11. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush


    Blimey Arch, what have heard?!!!!;)
  12. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Exterminate Christmas! Moderator

    Waffles started it! She scares me a little, I'm just trying to keep on her good side. (Actually, both her sides are pretty good. Ahem, where was I? Oh yes.)
    If she knew where I lived I'd be frightened.
    *puts chair up against bedroom door*
  13. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Exterminate Christmas! Moderator

    Got it in one, mate. Think of Tea? as being a test environment!;)
  14. Crackle

    Crackle Pah

    We need to do a chart.

    <Cue TOTP chart intro music>

    Well climbing rapidly but just outsode the top ten is Tdr1nka.
    This months big loser is Chuffy, dropping 3 places
    While at number 1 for the 14th week isssss Bonj!

    <camera pans and music fades>
  15. I remember the days when I was at the very top of the post count list with ... 44 whole posts. Seems a long time ago now!
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