Posting Rates - what is going on?

[Andy in Sig]

I've just had a look at the total posts made and Bonj is out in front with Arch ("I'm really busy writing up my PhD") in second place. Perhaps we could get them to breed and produce a new race of super posters?

Keith Oates, unbelievably, is a very disappointing 7th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

I've just had a look at the total posts made and Bonj is out in front with Arch ("I'm really busy writing up my PhD") in second place. Perhaps we could get them to breed and produce a new race of super posters?

Keith Oates, unbelievably, is a very disappointing 7th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh great idea. We'd get a poster who just put up the most ill informed rubbish about baby elephants. 28 times a day. It would be like George Bernard Shaws response to the offer of progeny from a model.
'Yes, dear, but supposing it had your brains and my looks?'

*tries to think of a bad feature of Arch to pick on*
*fails*

 

[trustysteed]

We'd get a poster who just put up the most ill informed rubbish about baby elephants. 28 times a day.

as opposed to your continual wafflycat and arch chat-up attempts in the tea thread?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

bonj + arch = offspring would require rohypnol, abduction and the ability of the porcine to fly, to come to fruition.

 

[trustysteed]

bonj + arch = offspring would require rohypnol, abduction and the ability of the porcine to fly, to come to fruition.

and just where is arch going to find roofies?

 

[rich p]

to come to fruition.

Hmmmmm!


Do you think Arch could lay her hands on some rohypnol then?

 

[Aperitif]

I thought Rohypnol was a hub gear...

 

[Keith Oates]

Arch doesn't need it, she's all woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tdr1nka]

OMG!
Arch + Bonj, she's gonna just love you for that suggestion!!
As for the Doctor, I think of it as he's practicing his bedside manner.
nudge, nudge, wink, wink, etc.

 

[Arch]

Hang on, I'll reply when I've picked my self up off the floor and stopped laughing....

*wipes tears from eyes*

Me? And Bonj? I think there would probably be a lot of 40 foot bargepole wielding going on there. On both sides...

Meanwhile, I'm wondering if I could just copy and paste all my posts and hand it in as my PhD. That would certainly make for an interesting viva...

 

[rich p]

40 foot bargepole wielding going on there.

Blimey Arch, what have heard?!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

as opposed to your continual wafflycat and arch chat-up attempts in the tea thread?

Waffles started it! She scares me a little, I'm just trying to keep on her good side. (Actually, both her sides are pretty good. Ahem, where was I? Oh yes.)
If she knew where I lived I'd be frightened.
*puts chair up against bedroom door*

 

[TheDoctor]

OMG!
Arch + Bonj, she's gonna just love you for that suggestion!!
As for the Doctor, I think of it as he's practicing his bedside manner.
nudge, nudge, wink, wink, etc.

Got it in one, mate. Think of Tea? as being a test environment!

 

[Crackle]

We need to do a chart.

<Cue TOTP chart intro music>

Well climbing rapidly but just outsode the top ten is Tdr1nka.
This months big loser is Chuffy, dropping 3 places
While at number 1 for the 14th week isssss Bonj!

<camera pans and music fades>

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I remember the days when I was at the very top of the post count list with ... 44 whole posts. Seems a long time ago now!