So, now to the awards ceremony.
(applause and opening violin music)
(Jonny walks across stage to the podium, golden envelope in hand, spotlight focuses on his lycra clad figure)
"Well, I must first say that I have greatly appreciated all your advice and taken it all to heart. I have found it both helpful & enlightening but also very re-assuring, you are all very kind and obviously keen to help others get on their bikes.
Big shout to all of you."
TFL should pay you all commission…Boris owes you big time
But there has to be a winner and so,
(with the sound of the John Williams orchestra in the back ground)
It gives me great pleasure to announce the awards for the BEST ADVICE GIVEN in a commuting category
So without further delay,
The Gold Medal Award for "best advice given" goes to
(drums start to roll, camera picks up all the main players faces in the crowd).
BRAINS!!!! (crowd goes mad!!!)
For his simple and succinct advice to "keep to the rivers". It sounds obvious now, but river don’t do hills, so this advice (taken to heart) proved essential in planning a route that was both enjoyable and do-able. Thanks Brains. (Oh and purple-polly, don’t be thinking I didn’t notice that your advice was of a similar vain…I spotted ya, you don’t get away that easy…..so big shout to you too)
And now ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to announce that the Silver medal award for "Second best advice given"… goes to.
Karlos -the-Jackal.
Only three weeks in the saddle but still able to offer sage advice such as checking out the bike-hike website…I'm totally addicted to the site….shifting and tweaking my route to the maximum advantage in the ever elusive search of those "rivers"…great site…totally invaluable, couldn't have got on the saddle without it. Cheers Karlos
Lastly the Bronze Medal award for third best advice given goes to…
…well its kinda a joint bronze really as many of you (Arch, yello, User1314, Simon brooke, Lazy, Wheeliedweenie etc) have all suggested that I don’t get too hung up on doing this every day, to ease into it to keep up the enjoyment and motivation, for that reason I shall take the office bike home tonight and in again tomorrow then take all the time I like riding home on Friday night
……………over CRYSTAL PALACE!!!
(Dramatic pounding of kettle drums)
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