Present buying help required...

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[Vapin' Joe]

What about some cork bar tape?

 

[ianrauk]

Some Cheese

 

[YahudaMoon]

A goat.

http://www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/oxfam-unwrapped-animal-lovers?pscid=ps_ggl_Unwrapped-Brand

Goats cheese is lovely

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Get her a Victoria Hislop record and a Beyonce book.

 

[biggs682]

do you a good deal on a bar of soap !

 

[Edge705]

Why dont you not bother at all and when she asks where is my present just tell her you thought about it and us cyclchatters said its the thought that counts not the gift - She'll do one of two things restrict your exercise in the bedroom or take it on the chin and laugh it off - My motto is treat em mean keep em keen

 

[snorri]

- My motto is treat em mean keep em keen

Now if you had disclosed your age and marital status it would have helped us decide to ignore or adopt your words of wisdom.

 

[YahudaMoon]

Just realised the goat is £25

Maybe get some curried goat instead

Big Bird in Longsight /Moss Side does a nice one for £5 out of the trailer

 

[Pat "5mph"]

[QUOTE 1718715, member: 1314"]What can I buy a Victoria Hislop fan, as a present? Thing is, she's got all the books. And I have until Valentines Day to do the biz? She's also a Beyonce fan (but has all the records). Budget about £10...[/quote]
Buy her this book: Eleni - author Nicolas Cage or Captain Corelli's Mandolin, author Louis De Berniere, both available in paperback + a piece of Halloumi cheese (that last one complements the stories in the books)

 

[Edge705]

Now if you had disclosed your age and marital status it would have helped us decide to ignore or adopt your words of wisdom.

I cant reveal too much otherwise I'd have to kill yu but funny you should ask as my mum keeps reminding me Im married mind you that might change when SWMBO finds out the holiday money's gone on a new bike and regarding my age a recent works medical said I had a the lungs of a 21 year old and the heart rate of an elite athlete needless to say Im neither but when I last checked I was the worst side of 40 but the better side of 50 I think

 

[Edge705]

[QUOTE 1718953, member: 45"]An air rifle. And a minipig.[/quote]

Why the minipig

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

Some Cheese

Neufchatel is heart shaped and about six quid. That and a bunch of flowers and jobs a good un

 

[Bluebell72]

Could you make her something?

I'd be beside myself with joy if my OH made me a cake. Even a small one.

 

[colly]

Buy her a cordless drill. Why be sexist about these things?