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strofiwimple

Veteran
Location
sunderland
I was given a bottle of laphroaig quarter cask at xmas and just had my first snifter, very nice it is too but after looking at the review below about it on the whisky exchange site im not sure if i should be drinking it, eating it or putting it forward for a nobel peace prize. I guess im just a philistine as i could taste the smokiness (it is laphroaig!) and sweetness but didnt get the horse, condensed milk or grandparents musy apartments coming through :-)
Should be a contender for Private Eyes Pseuds corner.


"Seductive smells. Ripe, new-make barley sweetness. A barbecue. A flower. A sooty chimney. A horse. A can of condensed milk. A slice of apple and a piece of Gouda. An amazingly tactile nose, if that makes sense; the aromas seem to make physical contact, they touch me.

Oak. Fruit. Grandparents' musty apartments. Soft impact that is very sensual and easy at the higher-than-normal abv%. Toffee and stubbed cigarettes. Nutty cheesiness. Slow arrival of a huge peaty impact and a cloud of smoke. Smoky finish with biscuity chewiness hanging around.

SUMMARY: An absolute treat to drink. Full-on and not for every mood, but hearty as a good stew. A sweeter, softer, friendlier Laphroaig that still manages to fill every corner of the house of your senses with the medicinal peatiness in ways that only Laphroaig can. And should. And does."
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
I don't like whisky but I know a man who does.
 

snailracer

Über Member
"...rich and alluring, with a taut, well-rounded bass..."

Dating website? No, they were comments in a Hi-Fi magazine review about speaker CABLES - not even speakers!
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
There's a lot of twaddle talked about...well, anything where it's subjective and can't be measured.
Hi-fi, wine, whisky, frame materials - the list is endless.
Quarter-cask Laphroaig though? Feeling envious.
I'm slumming it on 12 year old Caol Ila at the moment...
 
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strofiwimple

strofiwimple

Veteran
Location
sunderland
I like that one snailracer, defo sounds more like a dating agency ad from nigella :-) couldn't agree more about the twaddle.
If The Doctor thinks Caol Ila 12 year old is slumming it I would slum anytime ^_^
 

swee'pea99

Squire
"...rich and alluring, with a taut, well-rounded bass..."

Dating website? No, they were comments in a Hi-Fi magazine review about speaker CABLES - not even speakers!
I needed some recently, so I went to ebay. Where I found a listing for two 12 foot lengths, second hand, bidding to start at £3,500.
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
I needed some recently, so I went to ebay. Where I found a listing for two 12 foot lengths, second hand, bidding to start at £3,500.

More money than sense but it's soundly beaten by the $550,000 Ipod Tower which will deliver all of the imperfections of the Ipod source signals perfectly.
 
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