Priceless

[Kins]

Enquired what size a helmet was on gumtree and received this lovely return mail :

Hello there what age was the person you were buying it for I work for Halfords so i can judge by age ?

Sent from my Windows Phone

So no more measuring your head, people, just send Halfords your age and you are guarenteed the correct fit! Bonus!

 

[biggs682]

and thats why they get slated

 

[mattobrien]

Damn, I have a big enough head already, I didn't realise that it was only going to get bigger as I got older. I may become somewhat unbalanced if I make it into old age.

 

[Beebo]

John Merrick, the elephant man, was 28 when he died, can your halford's buddy get a helmet to fit him?

 

[Hotblack Desiato]

Damn, I have a big enough head already, I didn't realise that it was only going to get bigger as I got older. I may become somewhat unbalanced if I make it into old age.

Look on the bright side, it may get smaller. Your head, I mean.

 

[postman]

That's funny because i tried on a few one size fits all flat caps yesterday,they have a bit of elastic in them,they did not fit correctly.So the helmet suggestion is a no no.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Enquired what size a helmet was on gumtree and received this lovely return mail :



So no more measuring your head, people, just send Halfords your age and you are guarenteed the correct fit! Bonus!

I think you were trying to be awkward by asking difficult questions in the first place..