Proposal for a distasteful sport.

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Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
As I'm a moron, could somebody please explain to me what a "serious cyclist" is?

Because I'd have thought that "serious" would denote a professional or semi-professional cyclist, or at least an amateur trying to break into the pro ranks?

For anybody else it's just a hobby, surely?
 

pawl

Legendary Member
Extract taken from narrowboatworld

King of the Patch
There will be sections of towpath designated 'Patches' and the person who dumps the most Lycra Louts in the Cut (backed up by GPS and photo evidence of course) will have bragging rights and officially have the right to be called the 'King of the Patch'.
Now some of you might be thinking, won't I be prosecuted for Actual Bodily Harm or damage to property (expensive bicycle etc) et al ? The answer is almost certainly not!

This is staggeringly unpleasant article. http://www.narrowboatworld.com/index.php/features/8570-bored-on-board
 

pawl

Legendary Member
Extract taken from narrowboatworld

King of the Patch
There will be sections of towpath designated 'Patches' and the person who dumps the most Lycra Louts in the Cut (backed up by GPS and photo evidence of course) will have bragging rights and officially have the right to be called the 'King of the Patch'.
Now some of you might be thinking, won't I be prosecuted for Actual Bodily Harm or damage to property (expensive bicycle etc) et al ? The answer is almost certainly not!

This is staggeringly unpleasant article. http://www.narrowboatworld.com/index.php/features/8570-bored-on-board
I have received an e mail from T om Crossley editor narrow boat world.
Agreed with my comments that this article can be seen as inciting violence and as many cyclists carry vid cams.
He states he agrees with my comments and has removed the article and will ensure nothing like this appears again.

Result
 

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
I have received an e mail from T om Crossley editor narrow boat world.
Agreed with my comments that this article can be seen as inciting violence and as many cyclists carry vid cams.
He states he agrees with my comments and has removed the article and will ensure nothing like this appears again.

Result
Hooray!
 

perplexed

Guru
Location
Sheffield
You better not read this then.....

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:ph34r:
 

srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
I have received an e mail from T om Crossley editor narrow boat world.
Agreed with my comments that this article can be seen as inciting violence and as many cyclists carry vid cams.
He states he agrees with my comments and has removed the article and will ensure nothing like this appears again.

Result
Bit of a shame if that's part of the decision - implying that it's OK to be a dick if no-one catches you.
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
[QUOTE 4047551, member: 43827"]I'm not sure that anyone knows or cares. Except those who are pompous enough to describe themselves in that way.[/QUOTE]

I used to be a serious cyclist as I used the bike to get to work and run errands and such. Not like these mere hobyists who go out on joy rides or for sporting activities
 

blazed

220lb+
Victory for CC

Can we have a go at mumsnet next?
Victory for cc hate campaign and bullying emails, congrats.

Everyone's e-penis just grew an inch!

You'll all sleep well tonight.

And then tomorrow another day scouring the days television finding things to complain to ofcom about.
 
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