GC: Uran
Points:  Sagan
Most aggressive (do we go for this, since there is no climber jersey??): Kadri
Lantern rouge: I might as well be looking for a needle in a hay stack, but here we go: Ilesic    (who??

 do you think... indeed that's what my hope is based on 

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Stage 1:  Greipel
Stage 2:  Greipel
Stage 3:  Kristoff
Stage 4:  Stybar
Stage 5:  Froome
Stage 6:  Bouhanni
See, the thing with going for too many obvious ones if you don't have any points - like me - is that you won't make that much ground up, so I'm going fairly wild with guesses 
 
Uran for overall (without winning a stage), Sagan for green (without winning a stage), Kristoff actually winning a sprint against Sagan, Stybar sneaking away in the last kilometers of a stage, Greipel being a bit tired in the end and getting whipped by Bouhanni.