PROVISIONAL FNRttC Calendar for 2014

[mark st1]

Yeah but where is he going to come by virgins in Manchester?

Certainly not Old Trafford as 75 000 people seemed to have been farked since Moyes pitched up

 

[martint235]

Yeah but where is he going to come by virgins and goats in Manchester?

Loads of goats crossing over from Yorkshire. They're scared that some of the (even) less intelligent Yorkshiremen will mistake them for sheep. It's rumoured some of them may still be virgins.

 

[Andrew Br]

Yeah but where is he going to come by virgins and goats in Manchester?

Fnnarr, unless you're still

practising blending in./quote]

I'm up for a Manchester ride. Should be lovely and dry, with good quality road surfaces...

Part of my reason for taking us "off-road".
We'll notice the improvement.
Can't comment on the weather.

A tourist said to me recently "Does it always rain in Manchester ?"
I replied "I don't know, I've only lived here 20 years."

Certainly not Old Trafford as 75 000 people seemed to have been f***ed since Moyes pitched up

Yes, we should have got Everton's next manager rather than their last one
Still, I'm sure we'll be in Europe next season.

So the Manchester ride is a go-er then ?

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[mark st1]

Would it be terribly rude of me to say "like I care" or similar? Perhaps the Nelson Muntz picture.

You and rude are two words i wouldn't say are mutually exclusive.

 

[martint235]

Would it be terribly rude of me to say "like I care" or similar? Perhaps the Nelson Muntz picture.

You and rude are two words i wouldn't say are mutually exclusive.

You've met then?

 

[Flying Dodo]

So the Manchester ride is a go-er then ?
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Yes please.

 

[martint235]

Who asked for your opinion?

Nobody, just felt I'd offer it in the spirit of openminded friendship.

 

[Aperitif]

Anytime you have any more stupid ideas, best run them past a proper grown up.

No self-evaluation allowed then?

 

[Wobblers]

No self-evaluation allowed then?

Doesn't the "best run them past a proper grown up" bit cover that one?

 

[Aperitif]

Doesn't the "best run them past a proper grown up" bit cover that one?

Yes. fark off and get a haircut. Then come back and be smart.

 

[Wobblers]

Yes. f*** off and get a haircut. Then come back and be smart.

I am smart. I've even a certificate to prove it!

And that's Doctor f*** off to you.

 

[martint235]

I am smart. I've even a certificate to prove it!

And that's Doctor f*** off to you.

Surely F*** off Doctor is more appropriate?? (and it's ok I'm not holding my breath for a reply, anytime around noon will do)

 

[hatler]

I have pencilled the Brighton rides into the hatler family calendar for 'coffee, the provision of', and I'm pleased to report that there were no clashes as yet, though I suspect the Easter date will be under imminent threat.

Similarly, I have pencilled in the Felpham rides just in case Mrs. and mini-hatler feel up to the trek from HPC to SW20 (and again, no clashes). And who knows, maybe even Little Miss Hatler could be tempted out by one of these.

 

[Aperitif]

Throwing your hatler in the ring then, Rob? I think a nominal charge should be levied to swell the substantial assets of the minis cycling heritage. Better still, get your work to buy you a Tuk-Tuk, and fit it out like the Regents Park (and others) coffee vendor. "A Ditchling Double" for £2 would give enough rocket fuel for even Greg Collins to sail up there without a care....

 

[hatler]

Coffee will always be free. But I like your thinking ref a kiddy-powered, fee levyable, chariot ride up the Beacon.

And on the subject of £2, I think I still owe Simon for this year. I hope that doesn't result in my being debarred next year, or perhaps subject to a late payment charge.