Psst, Southerns...

[Andy_R]

My FIL helped build this

so I can do this

 

[slowmotion]

Somebody wrote to a paper today. I picked it from the top shelf and demanded a brown wrapper at the till.

"Domestic water usage accounts for 8% of the total national one." Hey! who cares about numbers if you have a good Green, Sustainable narrative?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I'm in birmingham all week..to me thats up norf....i'm bring a bucket

 

[Noodley]

I am gonna wear a large brimmed hat on my commute this morning and start stockpiling surplus water - not to send to you, you understand, more to taunt you...

 

[smokeysmoo]

I washed my car on Sunday. It was already lovely and clean but I did it again.......................just because I can

 

[Paul J]

Thats fine, us southerners can trade Buckfast for water from those north of the border. You can keep your Irn Bru though as it makes your woman go a strange orange colour.

 

[mr_cellophane]

I have my own source right in the centre of London.

 

[Aperitif]

I'm not needing a hose but I think I might pop out and buy one anyway...

That is all.

Bagspipes.
Raining in London this morning - crowds are in the streets with their empty polystyrene cups from Starbucks, harvesting this rare liquid. A little water is wetter than you think.

 

[Paul J]

Yeah I saw this all over London

 

[Dave Davenport]

I only ever put Evian on my garden, I have it delivered in bulk by Fortnum & Manson to minimise my carbon footprint.

 

[Beebo]

I can confirm following extensive field work on my morning commute that it is pissing down in London Town.

The drought is over, start building the ark!!

 

[Paul J]

I have blocked up the door and windows of my garage and took the roof off to catch as much water as possible

 

[Brandane]

Stopped the constant raining here now, only to be replaced by heavy hail showers!

 

[Ajay]

It rained all night here, but I left the hosepipe on, just in case it stopped.

 

[D7JAB]

No hose pipe ban here because i have panic bought all the hose pipes in the UK and rigged it up to a tap in scotland and just laid them end to end...Boom! Woot wet grass...*roll roll*