Punctures

[hackbike 666]

I put new tyres on MTB rushing as just got them and was wanting to try them out. Went out for ride and realised I'd put front on wrong way round (puter wouldn't work). Took off tyre, turned it, then wheel round and must have nipped tube. Now have to take tyre off yet again and make sure I put it back on the correct way round. More haste less speed. Hey ho!!!

I just turn the magnet round.TIA

 

[NigC]

I reckon Vernon should be getting worried!

He's got the same avatar as NigC!

Mine's a self portrait - his is merely a picture of Shrek. I don't know why they look the same

 

[Tynan]

a fast one to the front on the way home thank-you very much

thankfully it was a very loud one and din;t quite bring to an uncontrolled stop

 

[HLaB]

Don't mention the P word

 

[hackbike 666]

a fast one to the front on the way home thank-you very much

thankfully it was a very loud one and din;t quite bring to an uncontrolled stop

Today?

 

[P*ncture Fairy]

blimey fairy, you've been a bit quiet!!, 4 posts in 3 years. Mind you, theres a lot of tyres out there to keep you busy elsewhrere.

did I mention how distinguished you are looking (grovel....grovel)

More grovelling needed. I'm not easily impressed. Although I prefer non-consecutive un-marked £20 notes in a plain brown envelope....

 

[guitarpete247]

I just turn the magnet round.TIA

Wished I had. But QR skewer was on wrong side. I know I could have changed that over but wasn't thinking straight was I. Fixed the FAIRY PREZZIE now and hopefully last one for a while as Schwalbe Land cruiser's should be puncture resistant.

 

[guitarpete247]

Sorry fairy. Sorry, shouldn't use your name I know.

 

[Jambon]

4th Puncture this month last night.

 

[hackbike 666]

4th Puncture this month last night.

No p*nct*res since 2008 almost two years...but what I gain in p*nct*re protection I lose in speed.Reminds me I have to change the front tyre...it's a bit cut up.

 

[dondare]

Every time someone says "Schwalbe Marathon Plus" a puncture fairy dies.

 

[jimboalee]

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Genocide.

 

[Riding in Circles]

Marathon supreme are lighter and better, they have the new ceramic guard.

 

[661-Pete]

With apologies to Monty Python...

"Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying 'Puncture'."
[Everyone gasps]
"You're only making it worse for yourself!"
"Making it worse? How can it be worse? Puncture! Puncture! Puncture!"
"I'm warning you! If you say 'Puncture' one more time" (gets hit with rock) "RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?"
"She did! She did!" (suddenly speaking as men) "He! He did! He!"
"Was it you?"
"Yes."
"Right..."
"Well you did say 'Puncture'."
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
"STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, 'Puncture'. "
[Crowd stones the Official to death]

 

[Theseus]

Enough grovelling - I hate grovelling, and don't bother with sacrifices - they are so messy!

More grovelling needed. I'm not easily impressed. Although I prefer non-consecutive un-marked £20 notes in a plain brown envelope....

Make up your mind! Do we grovel or not?