mondobongo
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What are pyjamas??
mondobongo said:What are pyjamas??
Correct spelling is whisky. Only the irish and the americans spell it that way, heathensAbitrary said:Don't forget your bottle of whiskey, you scatty scottish laird.
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You mean she did not treat you as if you were some kind of god to be welcomed to her bedchamber?What, white and fast?Noodley said:Mrs Noodley's comment this morning on seeing me for the first time in my splendid new pyjamas:
"Oh FFS, it's Polar Express!"![]()
Chuffy said:Does Mrs Noodley now take to the pillows clad in ankle length wincyette?![]()

I damn near spat out my turnip when I read that!Patrick Stevens said:Longer than that, so she can knot the bottom.
(I mean the bottom of the nightie - lest any of you assume otherwise![]()

Speicher said:Could you shoot an elephant in your pyjamas?

Mr Phoebus said:Those things that are bought for you when you've got a long stay in hospital.
You're so right, l just received two pairs in the post from my mum for my forthcoming hospital stay. I'll add them to the five sets I got last time and have not used since......