Queen of the double entendre

[Teamfixed]

Yep you heard it here first...
Nigella will not be doing a turkey this year, she will however be roasting a nice bit of pork😂

 

[MichaelW2]

This is neither the thyme or the plaice for kitchen based puns.

 

[cookiemonster]

So no soggy bottom then?

Wrong show?

 

[I like Skol]

But stuffing the bird is the best part of Christmas...

 

[midlife]

Terrible news. Is she going to fall on her (pork) sword ?

 

[stephec]

She'll always be second place behind this lady. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Chris S]

She'll always be second place behind this lady. 🤣🤣🤣

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I remember a scene were they all had to work late and Mrs Slocombe said something like, "If my pussy hasn't seen a friendly face by 7 o'clock tonight there will be hell to pay." I was a child at the time and didn't get the joke until the show was repeated years later.

 

[Specialeyes]

What'll it be Sir?
Hmm, I'd like a glass of Entendre please.
Righty-ho, Sir. Single or a double?
Oh, make mine a large one.

I'll get my coat

 

[matticus]

Marks out of one?
I'd give her one!
Oooh, maaaaatron ... etc ...

 

[Cycleops]

Where's @Fnaar when you need him.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Nigella is the one TV chef who I watch
My wife, who is a very good chef, always asks me what she is preparing this week, and always have to admit that I have absolutely no idea.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I remember a scene were they all had to work late and Mrs Slocombe said something like, "If my pussy hasn't seen a friendly face by 7 o'clock tonight there will be hell to pay." I was a child at the time and didn't get the joke until the show was repeated years later.

Likewise!

 

[Beebo]

My favourite double entendre, stolen from Sorry I haven’t a clue.

“Who can forget the look on Una Stubbs face as Lionel Blair pulled off 7 Angry Men without the use of his mouth. “

it’s a completely innocent observation about Give Us a Clue. And anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

 

[Yellow Fang]

My favourite double entendre, stolen from Sorry I haven’t a clue.

“Who can forget the look on Una Stubbs face as Lionel Blair pulled off 7 Angry Men without the use of his mouth. “

it’s a completely innocent observation about Give Us a Clue. And anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

I remember it more like "Who could forget the look of shock on Una Stubb's face as Lionel Blair pulled off Twelve Angry Men in under three minutes".

Lionel Blair had a bit of a sense of humour failure about being the butt of those jokes.

 

[Yellow Fang]

A bit before my time, but I hear Julian and Sandy from Round the Horne had a criminal practice that took up much of their time.