Queens Speech 5th April

[Deleted member 26715]

Don't want to get into a Royalist argument about whether we should have a Monarchy etc. but I have just watched the speech & was very impressed that a person of 94 years, could talk for 4 minutes in such an easy way, I presume it was all scripted & she was probably using a prompter, but you couldn't really tell & I have an admiration for somebody of that age to be able to read the prompts without glasses.

 

[Drago]

It's all done with CGI. The Queen herself is sunning herself on a yacht off the coast of Bermuda.

 

[Racing roadkill]

She’s that good because I imparted my super powers onto her in 2008.

 

[Drago]

You attempted to headbutt the queen?!!!

 

[matticus]

One is not amused by this duplicate thread in these troubled times.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

One is not amused by this duplicate thread in these troubled times.

Any chivalrous person would have not pointed that out, or would have at least had the decency to provide a link

 

[matticus]

One has a man to do such things.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

One has a man to do such things.

Clearly you must have furloughed him as he hasn't

 

[matticus]

Bu99er. One was not informed.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Anyway I have found the other post, but as it's in the Dark place which I do not visit, I'm quite happy with a duplicate

With regards to your manservant he will be like many I suspect that have been furloughed but still working, I have heard quite a few stories of this happening

 

[Racing roadkill]

You attempted to headbutt the queen?!!!

No, what you see there in the first picture is that I farted. She said “how dare you pass wind before me” and I replied “sorry love I didn’t realise it was your turn”. How we laughed ( the second picture ).

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

No, what you see there in the first picture is that I farted. She said “how dare you pass wind before me” and I replied “sorry love I didn’t realise it was your turn”. How we laughed ( the second picture ).

Then, being such bosom buddies, you headed off on a gnarly MtB course for a couple of hours

 

[matticus]

View: https://twitter.com/ThatJoEden/status/1247456338428526593

 

[Alex H]