Rapha 'catalogue'

[rich p]

I bought something for my son from Rapha so I now get their catalogue through the post. What a load of pompous, self-indulgent nonsense the articles are. I gave up before I got to the stuff they're trying to sell!

 

[Aperitif]

"Revel in the sumptuous taste of golden honey with the retro classic Paul Smith flapjack tote sac - guaranteed to keep your nuts warm, not slack"
Available in miniscule, tiny, teensy weensy, and xS...

Got one of those too rich p - for my style, I'm waiting for the 'Raffia' catalogue to drop through the box...

 

[rich p]

"Revel in the sumptuous taste of golden honey with the retro classic Paul Smith flapjack tote sac - guaranteed to keep your nuts warm, not slack"
Available in miniscule, tiny, teensy weensy, and xS...

Got one of those too rich p - for my style, I'm waiting for the 'Raffia' catalogue to drop through the box...

Absolutely, I'm also waiting for the riff-rapha brochure!

ps. I bought those cheap tyres you posted about and couldn't resist at the same time the merino jersey too, so I'd be very grateful if you'd stop making me spend anymore money

 

[John the Monkey]

It's all very J. Peterman, isn't it?

I think I've posted this before, but Secrets of the Peloton did a good Rapha p***take...