OK, I'm back

and I have to say it went rather well!
Was a bit worried on the drive over as it was thick fog but that soon lifted and it was a glorious day. The fell run was
insane
, a very steep climb which had most people walking single file, followed by a very rocky descent. Hard on the ankles especially as I only had road shoes. Transition was easy enough, not too busy and i changed my shoes and got on the bike quickly enough. Had a bit of a hiccup at the beginning of the ride when I hit a pothole and my Garmin flew off the bars so I lost a few places while I retrieved it but I soon made them back up; after that nobody passed me on the bike, which i'm quite proud of, and I managed quite a few overtakes myself.
Kudos to the two (yes two) guys who completed the ride
without a saddle
, and a little frisson of schadenfreude at the bloke with the proper TT bike who I saw
walking back to the finish. (I know I shouldn't make light of others' misfortune but there was mention that he took someone off - although that is just a rumour, and it's always nice to do better than someone with a fancier bike than you

) According to strava my average bike speed was 18mph which I'm pretty proud of. The course was next to a bike hire centre and there was a group of teenagers (maybe a school trip or something) who obviously didn't know one end of a bike from the other wobbling all over the road, which along with the potholes and leaf mould made for some entertaining hazards

.
Final road run was hard, but I managed to keep up my 10km pace of 5min/km. Distance was only 6.5 rather than the advertised 7.5km but that was fine with me by that point.
So how did I fare according to the poll? Well to start with I think we can discount the people who voted for "winner", "DNF" and especially "DNS" as blatant piss takers

. There were also only 100 participants rather than 150. But.... I managed to finish in the
top third!!!
I had actually set myself the goal of finishing closer to the top of the rankings than the bottom so I have achieved and exceeded my expectations! So well done to those who voted "top 50", you had me about right.

. I expect that when the full results are published and I factor in my age and gender (I am an under-40 male) then I won't have done half as well but for now I'm pretty chuffed.
It should be noted of course, that joint highest in the poll was "nobber", which is probably equally correct..