Rate my gardening chances

[surfdude]

Oh yee of little faith. I shall be providing evidence. I need a few more weeks though. I'm off to buy a lawnmower this week.

@summerdays I've got weeds too. I reluctantly need to use a broadleaf weed killer as a one off. otherwise I fear my grass will drown.

be careful about using weed killer on new grass . it can kill it off as roots are not strong enough to cope with it . i think you need to wait 6 months before using weed killer

 

[Crackle]

be careful about using weed killer on new grass . it can kill it off as roots are not strong enough to cope with it . i think you need to wait 6 months before using weed killer

Oh dear, you're right. I've just read all the instructions. I bought a conditioner/weed killer, thought that would be OK. Still, on the bright side, now I've read all of it, I've discovered I've only used half the amount I should have.

Honestly, this gardening lark is a right pain in the bum.

 

[Crackle]

Is the lab christening it then?

I've trained him to cross his legs.

 

[Crackle]

Right I've been challenged to prove my grass grew @rich p @Marmion - So here's a teaser before tomorrow's GQ style photoshoot.

Lush, is the word you're looking for. Even the dog frollicks in it now. I declare that a success and it's not the only one.

 

[rich p]

Lush is the word!!!!!
What's going on with those poxy little conifers though?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I'm impressed, did you manage to get the dog back into your own barren backyard before the neighbour got home?

P.S. you could make a bob or two mowing his grass for him

 

[Crackle]

Lush is the word!!!!!
What's going on with those poxy little conifers though?

They weren't my idea. Apparently they'll grow.

 

[rich p]

They weren't my idea. Apparently they'll grow.

That's what I'm worried about

 

[Crackle]

That's what I'm worried about

That's fine, they'll be lush too.

 

[rich p]

That's fine, they'll be lush too.

Please see post #143

 

[postman]

Get those conifers out.Terrible things of no use at all.Ugly things,pull them out.You will be glad of this advice in ten years.

 

[Kestevan]

Lush is the word!!!!!
What's going on with those poxy little conifers though?

They're not little, they're far away.... it's just a really big garden.

 

[Crackle]

Lush boy, farking lush, see.

And see these, I grew them from seed, seed! Me! I'm a natural.

 

[theclaud]

Lush boy, ****ing lush, see.

Why have you gone all Welsh?

 

[Crackle]

Why have you gone all Welsh?

Lush and Welsh kinda goes together in my head. There must be some strange association somewhere.