Thrust back and forwards off you, Percy Thrower.Turf it you bloody scouse cheapskate
Thrust back and forwards off you, Percy Thrower.Turf it you bloody scouse cheapskate
Or (didn't think of it before) have a vegetable garden there.
I think that might be beyond me though, given I'm struggling with grass.
I was in Lidl this afternoon and spotted they had "grass mats" which looked as if they might work for you - you could nail them down, if you learned how to use a hammer; maybe [B]@threebikesmcginty[/B] could help you?
You me and User9609 then. The blackbirds are only after the worms. Picture needed.I'll race you, I had to reseed a bit of lawn today ... Who will get the green lawn first. Though I did notice the blackbird was also appreciating my efforts!
What's that on the left lurking in the bushes. A miniature Venus De Milo ?You could do what the previous owner of my house did, and make a beach (well, Brighton beach anyway). A dose of weedkiller once a year, low-maintenance taken to an extreme:
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Yeah, but the difference is that the previous owner had grass elsewhereYou could do what the previous owner of my house did, and make a beach (well, Brighton beach anyway). A dose of weedkiller once a year, low-maintenance taken to an extreme:
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No blackbird was guilty and lurked in the bushes waiting for me to leave!You me and User9609 then. The blackbirds are only after the worms. Picture needed.
Really. I've had a few but they've all taken worms. No other birds really, next door has a luxury feast out for them permanently.No blackbird was guilty and lurked in the bushes waiting for me to leave!
We found something like that when we moved into this house, it's now buried in the pond foundations.What's that on the left lurking in the bushes. A miniature Venus De Milo ?
Who asked you.