Rate my shanks

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[Drago]

Sorry Mr P, its not causing a stirring in my Y fronts.

 

[User482]

You're no Edward I, are you?

 

[John the Monkey]

 

[Spiderweb]

Looking at those calves you don't do much cycling! (:

 

[Milkfloat]

I prefer your city roller panniers.

 

[Globalti]

Looks like the camera was coming out of your bottom. Was it an endoscopy that went right through?

The legs are too hairy with too little muscle definition. Shave them and cycle more.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I've got the same cycling shoes.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cockney rhyming slang - Mr Paul's shank = w@nk.

 

[cyberknight]

Hairy , which in itself isnt bad im not into leg shaving but wheres the thundering calf muscles ?

 

[MrPie]

And I thought I had spurdies windpipes......

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

And I thought I had spurdies windpipes......

No, that would be me. In traditional Scots blue-tinged white

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Oh my, triangular legs!

 

[Fab Foodie]

No, that would be me. In traditional Scots blue-tinged white

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Your right one glows in the dark!!

 

[the_mikey]

I wasn't prepared for this thread, it needs a trigger warning or something.