Rate my wonky potato

[subaqua]

I have fried to sauté this out , I am not having mash luck . Maybe my fondant can chip in with a suggestion but she is a bit dauphinois these days

 

[nickyboy]

And to think we used to regard this as quality entertainment on "That's Life" all those years ago. Cyril Fletcher, I miss him

 

[slowmotion]

It's an Inuit masterpiece of untold value. Get down to the Natural History Museum with an armoured cash van, sharpish.