Read my palm

[Crackle]

He's logic is stronger than his will.
Relationship is important to him. Physical love wins over mental love.
Mental health will fail, drastically in later life.
Career is strong for him.
Possible fertility issues.

Really need the hand held flat to be certain!

Apart from maybe one thing and the future prediction of which who knows, most of that is off the mark by varying degrees. I'm not going to tell you which ones though and sorry, you only get the one hand shot, which I realize isn't flat.

But have you had minor health issues in the past eight years. Seasonal ones don't count.

And that's too general to answer. Most people will take that to mean one thing or another, from a cold to heart attack.

 

[classic33]

Apart from maybe one thing and the future prediction of which who knows, most of that is off the mark by varying degrees. I'm not going to tell you which ones though and sorry, you only get the one hand shot, which I realize isn't flat.

And that's too general to answer. Most people will take that to mean one thing or another, from a cold to heart attack.

Seasonal ones(colds not included), nor are any injuries sufferred. First time I've heard anyone call a heart attack a minor problem though.
Heart problems are to come. Have you had a blood test within the last three months?
I need to see the ring of solomon and lines that are hidden by the hand not neing flat. What do you not want to know?

 

[Crackle]

Seasonal ones(colds not included), nor are any injuries sufferred. First time I've heard anyone call a heart attack a minor problem though.
Heart problems are to come. Have you had a blood test within the last three months?
I need to see the ring of solomon and lines that are hidden by the hand not neing flat. What do you not want to know?

Well, I don't really want to know anything. It was just posted for a bit of fun as I'm not too convinced palmistry tells you anything, nor astrology. So actually I was expecting some witty answers rather than a serious attempt at a reading from a duff hand shot but thank you for trying. Perhaps someone else can post a better hand shot for you to have a go at, rather than an old sceptic like me.

 

[classic33]

What is it you do not want to know?

 

[classic33]

Well, I don't really want to know anything. It was just posted for a bit of fun as I'm not too convinced palmistry tells you anything, nor astrology. So actually I was expecting some witty answers rather than a serious attempt at a reading from a duff hand shot but thank you for trying. Perhaps someone else can post a better hand shot for you to have a go at, rather than an old sceptic like me.

Well as you said, its quiet tonight!

 

[theclaud]

Well, I don't really want to know anything. It was just posted for a bit of fun as I'm not too convinced palmistry tells you anything, nor astrology. So actually I was expecting some witty answers rather than a serious attempt at a reading from a duff hand shot but thank you for trying. Perhaps someone else can post a better hand shot for you to have a go at, rather than an old sceptic like me.

Well I'm no expert in this palmistry stuff but I've been studying the OP carefully and have come to the conclusion that you are a nobber. I take such diagnoses seriously, though, so I sought a second opinion, and as it happens @rich p says you are a nobber too.

 

[Crackle]

Well I'm no expert in this palmistry stuff but I've been studying the OP carefully and have come to the conclusion that you are a nobber. I take such diagnoses seriously, though, so I sought a second opinion, and as it happens @rich p says you are a nobber too.

See, totally inaccurate.

You'll need to post your left hand for a reading, not being a bloke and all.

 

[theclaud]

See, totally inaccurate.

You're right! My mistake. It was @threebikesmcginty that said you were a nobber.

 

[Fnaar]

Spread yer hand oot a bit man, cannat see the lines properly, like.

 

[classic33]

Spread yer hand oot a bit man, cannat see the lines properly, like.

He's frightened he might find something out, so he won't flatten the hand!!

 

[Fnaar]

He's frightened he might find something out, so he won't flatten the hand!!

That in itself speaks volumes... inability to flatten the hand = tiny (but maybe effective) bicycle pump.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You're right! My mistake. It was @threebikesmcginty that said you were a nobber.

In fairness I actually said he was a ****.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You appear to have a heart line, a life line and Metropolitan line, which can't decide if it's on the surface or not.

 

[theclaud]

In fairness I actually said he was a ****.

Ah yes - that's right. My mistake again. So was it @MacB who said he was a ****ing ********* ****?

 

[MacB]

Ah yes - that's right. My mistake again. So was it @MacB who said he was a ****ing ********* ****?

Always knew I could string more ***'s together than 3BM