Really TRUE odd factoids

[Electric_Andy]

Hospitals in the UK have removed the following objects from people's bottoms:
Lego bricks, beer and shampoo bottles, a toothbrush, a door handle, a mobile phone, a coat hanger, a Nerf bullet, a boiled egg, a Coke can, a deodorant bottle, a toilet brush handle, cucumbers, courgettes, grapes, an apple, TV remote controls, children's toys, a cocktailer stirrer, a bank card, metal screws, tweezers, razor blades, a knitting needle, knives, paper clips, a screwdriver, a snow globe, a branch, a candle, a Kinder egg, a parsnip and a wallpaper scraper.
No pineapples though

Blimmin eck. I struggle to get my finger up there

 

[Beebo]

Hospitals in the UK have removed the following objects from people's bottoms:
Lego bricks, beer and shampoo bottles, a toothbrush, a door handle, a mobile phone, a coat hanger, a Nerf bullet, a boiled egg, a Coke can, a deodorant bottle, a toilet brush handle, cucumbers, courgettes, grapes, an apple, TV remote controls, children's toys, a cocktailer stirrer, a bank card, metal screws, tweezers, razor blades, a knitting needle, knives, paper clips, a screwdriver, a snow globe, a branch, a candle, a Kinder egg, a parsnip and a wallpaper scraper.
No pineapples though

Look I was walking down the stairs naked and slipped. It could happen to anyone.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Look I was walking down the stairs naked and slipped. It could happen to anyone.

You need to tidy your stairs.

 

[Poacher]

Hospitals in the UK have removed the following objects from people's bottoms:
Lego bricks, beer and shampoo bottles, a toothbrush, a door handle, a mobile phone, a coat hanger, a Nerf bullet, a boiled egg, a Coke can, a deodorant bottle, a toilet brush handle, cucumbers, courgettes, grapes, an apple, TV remote controls, children's toys, a cocktailer stirrer, a bank card, metal screws, tweezers, razor blades, a knitting needle, knives, paper clips, a screwdriver, a snow globe, a branch, a candle, a Kinder egg, a parsnip and a wallpaper scraper.
No pineapples though

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

 

[Dave7]

Hospitals in the UK have removed the following objects from people's bottoms:
Lego bricks, beer and shampoo bottles, a toothbrush, a door handle, a mobile phone, a coat hanger, a Nerf bullet, a boiled egg, a Coke can, a deodorant bottle, a toilet brush handle, cucumbers, courgettes, grapes, an apple, TV remote controls, children's toys, a cocktailer stirrer, a bank card, metal screws, tweezers, razor blades, a knitting needle, knives, paper clips, a screwdriver, a snow globe, a branch, a candle, a Kinder egg, a parsnip and a wallpaper scraper.
No pineapples though

You forgot the buttered baguette.......that made my eyes water tbh.

 

[Webbo2]

The 8 oz coffee jar is a legend at Hull Royal Infirmary.

 

[Beebo]

The thing that confuses me is that anyone can readily buy safe objects designed for this specific purpose from the internet with zero embarrassment.
So why are people still using unsuitable objects.

 

[Webbo2]

The thing that confuses me is that anyone can readily buy safe objects designed for this specific purpose from the internet with zero embarrassment.
So why are people still using unsuitable objects.

Why do humans engage in risky behaviours full stop.🤷🏼‍♂️

 

[Dave7]

Why do humans engage in risky behaviours full stop.🤷🏼‍♂️

I guy once asked me if I wanted to try his new vibrator but I told him I couldnt be arsed