Rear ended - again!

[Armegatron]

When she closes her eyes and turns away you want to swap her key with an identical type of key, you just happen to have hidden on your person, it will take her years to realise what has happened.
Obviously days before that you have had a vision of some sort so you're ready.

Or even swap it with one of these: http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/3366484/Electric-Shock-Car-Key/Product.html

 

[downfader]

Or even swap it with one of these: http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/3366484/Electric-Shock-Car-Key/Product.html

Capacitance shock? Nice. BTW you can get electric fly swatters in the shape of a tennis racket down one of the pound shops down here. Imagine batting someone with that.

 

[MartinC]

There's only one way to deal with that situation.

You walk round to her side window.
She opens it.
You make a sudden movement with your left hand toward her face.
She closes her eyes and turns her head.
In the next instant, you grab the car keys out of the ignition and hurl them as far down the road ( into a garden for example ) as you can.

Ride away.

Down a drain is better.