Reasons To Date A Cyclist

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by mr_hippo, 17 Nov 2007.

  1. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    That bulge isn’t just the chamois.

    Balls of steel.

    We can go for hours and hours even when it hurts.

    We know how to take it easy.

    We know not to go real hard right from the beginning.

    Smoother legs than you.

    Skin tight lycra is real easy to take off.

    Can you say perfectly sculpted legs?

    Better power-to-weight ratio than a small car.

    We don’t need booths to get our amazing tan…lines.

    Perfect ass.

    Diamond cut calves.

    Incredible thigh definition.

    Who else can perform for over 5 hours a day for 20 consecutive days?

    When it gets hard, we find a rhythm and pound away.

    We go hard and push until it gets even harder.

    Some days we feel the need to attack, explore, and adventure.

    We know that everything needs to be properly lubricated before it can be used to its full potential.

    Even when we’re about to explode, we can always hang on a little bit longer.

    We always have water bottles and snacks laying around for those those times when it gets real long.
  2. dudi

    dudi Senior Member

    Ipswich, Suffolk
    Haha, nice. I think i'll print it off and put it on the fridge.
  3. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    When you have reached a peak, can you relax on a short decline and then prepare for the next peak?

    If you are with a less experienced female, will you adjust your pace to hers?

    If there is something you would like or need to do, and she does not understand why, will you be patient with her?

    When she asks you what position gear you like to see her in, you won't say "top".

  4. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    And if you're dating married to a female cyclist? "That bulge isn't just the chamois"?;)
  5. ufkacbln

    ufkacbln Guest

    Slightly OT.....

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