Reasons your boy/girl friends have given for leaving you?

[Chilternrides]

"You're a great friend but you live too far away."

"My Dad will kill you."

"I just don't think I love you any more." (Which really meant "I'm sh***ing some rich bloke at my new job, so poke off!")

 

[Vapin' Joe]

"You're a lying, cheating, tight fisted bastard and I've had enough".

 

[Bluebell72]

Gosh. Can't remember.

One of my sisters was going out with a guy who occasionally liked to wear her clothes.
When she dumped him, she told him she couldn't cope with him looking better in her clothes than she did!

 

[cookiemonster]

One reason I was given was that I was too horny!!!!

Don't know about you but I take that as a complement

 

[Silver Fox]

" If you're not prepared to pool your resources with me ( sell your home and buy a place together ) you obviously don't think enough of me "

Correct...... Next.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

[QUOTE 1510533"]
Jane. Reason 1: "You never stop do you, User."



Pauline. "I don't think Christians should be passionate."

Elaine. "You're very scruffy."

Carmel. "I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Mandy. "I'm a virgin."

Hadia. "I'm in love with an older married man."

Katherine: "I want a country cottage."

Karen: "I'm moving to Notting Hill, where the cocaine is free trade."
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Spotted.

 

[MontyVeda]

Her – I don’t want to be married to a cripple anymore

Me -

You're putting tears in my eyes with that one numbnuts.

1st GF dumped me after 2 days because "I'm boring"

2nd dumped me after a week because "I just want to be friends"

3rd dumped me the following morning because I got the wrong end of the stick.

 

[colly]

I had one girlfriend said she saying goodbye because her mum was leaving her dad and moving in with her boyfriend.

I never thought to ask why that meant she was dumping me. :?:

 

[ufkacbln]

About 4 years ago, one supposedly divorced woman I was going out with for a few months dumped me because her husband was due home that evening after a 9 month gas platform tow to the med energy fields.

I dumped one because her ex-hubby was a traffic patrol officer, and every time I left her house I got pulled over and breathalysed.

Another one I dumped was a born again happy clappy christian, and she got the elbow for standing up during a Sunday morning service and confessing all of our sins from the night before, in front of a congregation of about 300.

Did you get a round of applause?

 

[ufkacbln]

On a bus in Portsmouth, two girls were talking.... one of thise conversations you just have to listen to!

Girl 1 - So John's dumped you then?

Girl 2 - Yeah

Girl 1 - Did he say why?

Girl 2 - Yeah ,He got upset because I shagged three of his mates at a party.

Girl 1 - He dumped you for that, he needs to get a grip on his jealousy

 

[martint235]

Girl (who lived in Vienna): I want to live in London
Me: I want to live in Vienna.

Strangely enough as far as I know she still lives in Vienna and I still live in London

Then there was the one who had a nervous breakdown and her therapist convinced her I was part of the problem.....

 

[ianrauk]

Girl (who lived in Vienna): I want to live in London
Me: I want to live in Vienna.

Strangely enough as far as I know she still lives in Vienna and I still live in London

Then there was the one who had a nervous breakdown and her therapist convinced her I was part of the problem.....

I can see where the therapist was coming from...

 

[ttcycle]

I can see where the therapist was coming from...

I was about to say the very same thing!!

Though in seriousness, that may have been her justification to say that to you so she doesnt have to take responsibility for her decision- a therapist doesn't usually convince anyone of anything as a good therapist should allow a person to make decisions about their own life and confront their fears

 

[martint235]

I can see where the therapist was coming from...

I was about to say the very same thing!!

What is it with CC lately? Everyone just seems to have a go at me....

 

[ttcycle]

What is it with CC lately? Everyone just seems to have a go at me....

Awww it's cause we know you're a softy really...and only cause we're your cruel, cruel mates that make up for that hill climbing ability. Don't take it to heart.

I could mock User instead but sadly, he's all too used to it from me!