Reasons your boy/girl friends have given for leaving you?

[ColinJ]

A friend got back from work to the flat he shared with his GF ...

GF: "I don't think that this relationship is working!"

Mate: "" (Said nothing, got his rucksack, filled it with his stuff, turned round and walked out, only pausing to toss his key over his shoulder as he left, closing the door behind him!)



Be warned - a totally horrible one ... Another mate's boss was dumped by his mistress because he hadn't left his wife and family when he'd promised to. He demonstrated his love for the mistress by going home and blowing his head off with a shotgun while his wife and kids were downstairs.

 

[wildjetskier]

Can't remember the reasons, but it always starts off... "Look, you're a really nice guy..."

Tell me about it,one of my exe's said exactly that and as soon as she said the but word....well you know the rest

 

[rich p]

Can't remember the reasons, but it always starts off... "Look, you're a really nice guy..."

Nobody has ever said that to me, for some strange reason.....

 

[StuAff]

Can't remember the reasons, but it always starts off... "Look, you're a really nice guy..."

Oh yes, the 'You're a nice guy but' speech. Had that a few times. None of the ladies in question actually bothered dating me, but then neither did any of the others.....

 

[007fair]

Be warned - a totally horrible one ... Another mate's boss was dumped by his mistress because he hadn't left his wife and family when he'd promised to. He demonstrated his love for the mistress by going home and blowing his head off with a shotgun while his wife and kids were downstairs.

Good grief

 

[Ian 74]

You slept with my mother

 

[Angelfishsolo]

You slept with my mother

Did you?

 

[JonnyBlade]

Clare 'we don't want the same things anymore, in fact we never did'

Tracy 'I don't care if it was a joke, you don't call me a tramp'

Caroline 'After 3 months I still can't decide between you and Dave'

Plus the usual:

'it's just not working'
'I want to live a little'
'I want to travel'

As well as:

You're a heartless prick!!!!
You have no passion and think sex is definitely cool with your socks on!

 

[Ian 74]

Did you?

Nah

 

[Hover Fly]

Would you have, if given the chance?

 

[007fair]

Please provide pic of said mother

 

[tyred]

You have no passion and think sex is definitely cool with your socks on!

You mean it isn't

 

[wildjetskier]

You mean it isn't

Socks on where ??

 

[Vapin' Joe]

You're hardly likely to bother taking your socks off before a quick hump against the toilet wall.

 

[Ian 74]

Your just too big (walks away like john wayne)