Red face, bare bum

[Accy cyclist]

And this is why i wear underwear under my cycling shorts. Even though many say we're supposed to go "commando".

 

[Drago]

I've heard some lame excuses for blokes wearing stockings and suspenders, but that's the lamest of the lot

 

[Globalti]

When I first started cycling with my present buddy his shorts were so old you could see his very hairy bum through them. He also had a knackered old helmet stuck on the back of his noggin like Alun Armstrong in New Tricks, long trailing laces on his trainers that used to get caught round the pedal spindle bringing him to a slow halt in the road and a bike that was so ill-maintained that the forks were loose in the head tube. Over the years he has gone to the other extreme and is now Mr Rapha but he still hasn't got a clue how to maintain the bike, which I have to do for him.

 

[captain nemo1701]

I do hope he didn't bend forward. If he had, someone might have tried to park their bike up the khyber pass.

That reminds me of that 'somewhere to park my bike' gag by Billy Connolly (starts about 20s):

 

[Kestevan]

Happily cycling along on club ride, ride leader pulls alongside and waits until we are 50 metres in front of the pack, closes in and whispers "thought you should know that your Lycra has gone see-through". Very tactfully done.

Compare and contrast with the (female) ride leader from our club shouting out at the top of her lungs "OY PJ! - I can see your arse through them shorts".....

Similar result though.... new shorts quickly acquired.

 

[welsh dragon]

That reminds me of that 'somewhere to park my bike' gag by Billy Connolly (starts about 20s):

Thats what i was thinking of when i posted it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

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Now we know why you are called @numbnuts

 

[numbnuts]

Now we know why you are called @numbnuts

Oh no you don't

 

[Drago]

There was a lat in B company who's nickname was Fartblood.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Oh no you don't

"Oh yes I do" - and - "He's behind you" to coin a couple of phrases