Rename a car with a letter or word

[Jenkins]

I would do one about the Fiat Punto, but don't think it would get past the swear filter.

(Replace P with C)

 

[Sharky]

All down hill ...

Vauxhall Cresta Run

 

[Bonefish Blues]

We used to have Puno the Uno. Plucky little chap he was.

 

[Jenkins]

Mazda Bongo Friendee

Oh hang on, that was it's real name!

 

[raleighnut]

Lada Nivea

 

[stephec]

MG Dwarf

 

[Jenkins]

Honda Jazz Mag

 

[Jenkins]

I could never look at a Ford Probe without inserting the obvious word in the middle once the first episode of South Park aired.

(another one that may not get through the swear filter)

 

[PeteXXX]

Renault Clit

 

[Moodyman]

Nissan Joke

That’s its moniker on a couple of car forums.

 

[Moodyman]

Vauxhall Agile.

 

[Moodyman]

BUMW (in certain US accents).

 

[Mo1959]

Scoobydoo

 

[lenfield]

Mitsubishi Zero

as used at Pearl Harbor

 

[Shearwater Missile]

Nissan XN-Trail