Richard Branson "almost dies"..

[Goggs]

.. luckily he was wearing a helmet.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/richard-branson-killed-after-horror-8709647

 

[User169]

This could escalate...

 

[r04DiE]

Virgin tycoon Richard Branson was left fearing for his life after an horrific bike crash this week.

Yeah, he looks properly fearful of his life...

 

[Oldbloke]

Do Virgin make bike helmets yet?

 

[Crackle]

If only he'd been looking where he was farking going!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I'm betting Momentum built the hump.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

It could get messy, the link mentions both wearing a helmet & Brexit

 

[AndyRM]

I wonder how his helmet protected his shoulder and cheek?

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Branson IS a helmet

 

[Crackle]

Can we see the video tape to confirm it happened like he said?

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Corbyn probably boffed him one.
Battle Of The Beards

 

[Deleted member 26715]

He said: "I was heading down a hill towards Leverick Bay when it suddenly got really dark and I managed to hit a ‘sleeping policeman’ hump in the road head on.

So does that mean the hill is so long it went dark before they got to the bottom? does it mean he'd had too much failing down water & just didn't see it? did they set off in the dust without lights? or did he black out? so many questions.

 

[Bollo]

I "almost cared"

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Yeah, he looks properly fearful of his life...

See,that's what happens when you wear a helmet.
You get helmet hair.

 

[Starchivore]

Looks painful- he seems pretty tough.

But why does he think the helmet saved him? He said himself that he landed on his shoulder and face.