Richard Branson "almost dies"..

[snorri]

I think we should club together and send a crate of booze to the sleeping policeman he hit.

 

[Crackle]

I love that name. So many 'a's.

I think that Welsh bloke, Tosh Van Der Sande has a better one

 

[Drago]

Shame he was wearing a helmet.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/richard-branson-killed-after-horror-8709647

FTFY

 

[slowmotion]

Sixty six year old man comes of his bike and smashes up his face quite badly. Fellow cyclists comment.

 

[gavroche]

It turns out that Branson's bike can be saved; a bit of gaffer tape should do the trick

Wheels are ok but where are the pedals? Was he using it as a balance bike?

 

[Fab Foodie]

[QUOTE 4436251, member: 43827"]He has a man who crashes for him, but it was his day off.[/QUOTE]
I think you're confusing him with @User14044 ....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Jeremy and Richard - both getting down and dirty on an aisle this week. Branson is expected to make a full recovery.

You exceed yourself sir!

 

[MichaelW2]

My love for Richard Branson is only exceeded by my love for Bono, but really, celebrity bike crash victims are giving cycling a bad name.

 

[pauldavid]

He should consider suing for the cost of bike parts and loss of earnings, these sleeping policemen deserve to be taught a lesson. I bet it hasn't even rung up to apologise or anything.

@accycyclist knows a good solicitor he could use!

 

[Drago]

He's done alright. Made some serious money out of that pickle he sells.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

To be fair, I am very fond of his range of pickles. Especially the sandwich pickle with the smaller chunks of veg.

Hopefully, one happy day, they will combine the small chunks with the chilli flavour of their chilli pickle, for a sweet, zesty sandwich experience.

Get well soon, Mr Branston.

JtM wins the thread.

 

[screenman]

I like the fact he rides a bike, I seldom like to see anybody get hurt regardless of how wealthy they are.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I like the fact he rides a bike, I seldom like to see anybody get hurt regardless of how wealthy they are.

He nearly died.

 

[T4tomo]

He doesn't look any worse than accy cyclist, he should be out doing his usual window cleaning round tmr

 

[screenman]

He doesn't look any worse than accy cyclist, he should be out doing his usual window cleaning round tmr

He will not need to, he has a few bob cleverly put away.