Riding horses or bikes?

[NotthatJasonKenny]

Which hurts your posterior the most, bicycles or horses?

 

[Chromatic]

Beastiality and uniforms, two fetishes in one there.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

"He won't hurt you, he only wants to play"

 

[tyred]

Having a rod for your back?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

It's the mounted police, isn't it?

 

[on the road]

Isn't he supposed to take his pants down first?

 

[Hover Fly]

Sasha the bull mastiff: "That the git that tried it on with me, him on the left in the dark uniform."
Sasha's horse chum: "I'll get him back for you, sash old mate, watch this."

 

[NotthatJasonKenny]

Off the record caption fun?

"The new police complaints commission criticised for some of the punishment it dishes out..."
"After years of being whipped by his rider, Dobbin decides to get his revenge..."

 

[Arch]

"After years of being whipped by her rider, Dobbin decides to get his revenge..."

I think we can be sure that's a him...

 

[Linford]

I hope you are properly trained to use that truncheon officer ?

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Thats health and saftey gone mad , having to carry the hourse back to the station for fear of getting a stone trapped in its hoof.

 

[Hover Fly]

I hope none of you get any knocks on the door...
http://www.nwemail.co.uk/unpaid-work-for-walney-horse-porn-man-1.982347?referrerPath=news

 

[colly]

The bobby on the right. Is he holding the other guy still, or pulling him away?

 

[derrick]

I hope none of you get any knocks on the door...
http://www.nwemail.co.uk/unpaid-work-for-walney-horse-porn-man-1.982347?referrerPath=news

I wonder if the unpaid work was on a farm.

 

[smokeysmoo]

I guess it's down to me to mention helmets is it?